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Nutshot Simulator

Nov 6, 2026

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Throw things at people. Aim low. Nutshot Simulator is a physics comedy set in Kumquat Cove, a perfectly ordinary town with a doctor's office, a church, a frat house and a moon base. Every hit gets a slow-motion replay, the town has a life of its own, and if you can see them, you can hit them.

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